Wednesday, February 10, 2010

hot mess

I mean I get it. Great Body. 41 years old. But seriously, I do not care you are in Mexico with your amigas Courtney Cox and Sheryl Crow. You have more money than I will ever see in 10 lifetimes so I have one little request Miss Aniston.

Please for the love of Ross - wear a cute bikini I can really be jealous of or just go to a nude beach if you don't want the tan lines! I can't stand the squishy boobs. But thanks for reminding me of my reality while I sit here in 24 degree weather and 45 mile an hour winds praying every second that a gi-normous oak tree doesn't fall on my house.

Confession - I truly don't get her fashion sense. She wears a belt in her beltlops of her jeans. That right there really shows her age. Sorry I said it.

Good Lord!

1 comment:

Tripp Regan said...

Well, you're half-right...