Thursday, March 18, 2010

Domestic Diva's we are NOT

Conversation between my college bestie and myself recently...Our pet names are Peen. Don't ask, just deal with it.

me: peen i wish i could sew
Heather: haha
me: seriously
i could like make clothes and stuff and it would be so fantastic
i can’t do anything domestic except clean
i can barely cook. i can't sew i can't garden
Heather: that’s bc we weren’t born in 1920 dude
me: whatever peen, it should be things we know how to do
my mom didn't teach me squat
but she knows how to do all these things
Heather: I learned in home ec how to sue
but I don’t want to know
me: sew peen
it’s called sewing

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